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First things first

Love and sex go together, ideally;
Know the girl’s name, at least, clearly.
Sometimes though, like,
It’s like riding a bike,
Just a fuck, and who gives a fuck, really?

Author petePosted on March 10, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags anonymous, fuck, limerick, love, sex

The crux

He caressed her warm breasts; her pulse quickened.
Heart yearning, gut churning, quite sickened!
“I love you!” she sighed,
(His two fingers inside).
Like his cock, to her shock, the plot thickened!

Author petePosted on March 7, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, cock, fingers, limerick, love, the plot thickened

The fine print

Call me cynical, dull doubting Thomas,
But never believe a girl’s promise
Of faithfulness, love;
Sex and stealth, hand in glove!
While they fuck us they keep themselves from us!

Author petePosted on February 22, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, love, unfaithfulness

The other woman

Married, kids and a mortgage, I’m guessing,
She thought to herself, while undressing.
He loves me, of course,
But enough to divorce?
Being beautiful’s such a mixed blessing!

Author petePosted on December 30, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags adultery, limerick, love, married

Depth

Breasts as soft and as sweet as marshmallow;
Enough, you’d have thought, for a fellow,
To like, if not love,
But when push came to shove,
She was quite disappointingly shallow!

Author petePosted on December 5, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, limerick, love

Insightfulness

Yes, he calls her a slut, but not spitefully;
Sometimes he’s rough, but not frightfully,
Mostly in fun …
Some love’s better than none,
And his cock fits her fanny delightfully!

Author petePosted on October 31, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fanny, love, rough, slut

Vile seducer

Since love’s flame’s first libidinous flickers,
Fermented and spiritous liquors
Unscrupulous men
Have used time and again
To get into some young virgin’s knickers.

Author petePosted on October 29, 2015July 6, 2024Categories PGTags knickers, libidinous, limerick, liquor, love, seduction, virgin

Love and lust

Love and lust; the line’s quite indistinct,
Blurred and stretched, often jagged and kinked.
Is love more in the mind,
Lust more brutish? You’ll find
They’re, of course, inextricably linked.

Author petePosted on October 3, 2015July 6, 2024Categories GTags brutish, kink, limerick, love, lust

Begging the question

She was pretty one couldn’t refute,
But the question, of course, remained moot;
Would she spurn a man’s love?
And when push came to shove,
If asked nicely enough, would she root?

Author petePosted on July 23, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, love, moot, root

Sex and love

Sex and love, not to be disingenuous,
Much as the link may be tenuous,
One may still find
Become blurred in one’s mind,
If the fuck is sufficiently strenuous!

Author petePosted on June 22, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, love, sex

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