He’d brought flowers. She’d been wined and dined,
So she knew what the cad had in mind.
His hand crept up her thigh…
Defloration drew nigh…
To which fate she was blithely resigned!
Tag: limerick
A vexed question
He considered her tight little slit;
Would his, now rock-hard, cock even fit?
It might stretch, he supposed,
Though it seemed tightly closed.
Might it not, if he tried, simply split?
A visceral sensation
The young fool seemed contented to dally,
To banter, to damn shilly-shally!
She wished he’d just stick
His big (hopefully) prick
Up inside the warm tripes of her belly!
Stretching the friendship
Out of sheer damn bone-headed lust,
He crammed all his big cock in her, just!
About half an inch more,
Though, she inwardly swore,
And her pussy would pretty much bust!
Come what may
Though she hadn’t yet come, when he came,
“If you don’t come,” he said, “who’s to blame?
Don’t mean nothin’ to me.
Use your finger, maybe!”
Second-best, but she did, all the same.
Party-starter
Truth or Dare, that’s the name of the game;
Shame, embarrassment, sex thrills the aim.
So, she’s naked, (well natch!)
Red-faced, spreading her snatch…
But so far it’s all still pretty tame.
Ultimatum
“Get your hands off your cock, you damn fool!
Are you gonna just stand there and drool?
This ain’t some kinda show!”
She said. “Fuck me or go!
I don’t tolerate mugs, as a rule!”
Liar dice
The whole night, in her damp bed, she tossed.
She’d risked all, rolled the dice, and she’d lost!
Now he’s had his vile way,
(To him just sordid play),
And she’s ruined, virginity lost!
Smile
A big dummy, poor boy, the class dunce;
When he fucks them, he giggles and grunts.
Though the boys tease and mock,
His big smile and big cock
Melt their hard little hearts and their cunts.
Like a mink
She not so much walks in as, well, slinks,
Catches some fellow’s eye and she winks;
Tits half out of her dress,
Her arse too, more or less
The damn cheeky, damn hot little minx!