Mister Reginald Brown was indicted
For having got overexcited,
By watching undress
Miss X (withheld address),
And for fucking her then, uninvited.
Tag: limerick
Tizz
It’s no use getting into a tizz,
She thought, mopping out most of his jizz.
So he’s fucked her… so what?
It’s just slime, pecker-snot!
So chill out, like. It is what it is!
Venality
Sex she looked on somewhat with disdain…
If I do do it, what do I gain?
Dirty secrets to trade?
To be bloody well paid…
Or at least caviar and champagne!
Pearl jam
Tits and face caked with globs of pearl jam,
Cum like snot dripping out of her clam,
She though “God! I’m a slut!
Fuckin cum-bucket, but,
Funny thing is I don’t give a damn!”
Reprehensible
What he did was a bit indefensible…
Sort of, like, incomprehensible…
Worse, had he not,
(And he almost forgot),
Used a condom, of course, which was sensible.
Squeak
The damn guy was some sexual freak!
Pussy pounded, but still full of cheek…
“Had enough?” he enquired.
Though mortally tired,
“Fuck, no! Fuck!” she said in a squeak.
Bitter and twisted
“I don’t want to sound bitter and twisted,”
She said. “I’ve been fucked, I’ve been fisted,
Deep throated and buggered…
It’s been kind of rugged…
What’s left? Anything I’ve not listed?”
Big boy
“Okay big boy, let’s see what you’ve got!”
She exclaimed, stripping off like a shot.
She bent over, spread wide,
Stuck two fingers inside…
“Are you going to fuck me, or what?
Unavoidably detained
“Goodness me!” said the queen. “What a treasure!
Ten inches, I’d say! Let me measure!”
Just he now remained,
The ball over, detained
As they say, at her majesty’s pleasure!
Plus ce change
She tried bondage… not hard to arrange,
Though of course it at first felt quite strange…
Any self control gone…
And, though sore later on,
It at least made a bit of a change!