Cops a squeeze of her tits at the dance…
God! He’s gotta be in with a chance!
And she’s thinking “Why not?
His dad’s rich, and he’s hot…”
As she’s slipping her hand down his pants.
Tag: limerick
After school
“Put it back in your pants, you damn fool,
Or you want me to tell the whole school?”
She said. “Ugly damn thing…
Like a limp piece of string…
God! It’s not even hard! Just not cool.”
A few drinks
A few drinks he said… look where it’s led!
His big hands on her arse, the cheeks spread…
Pussy lips pulled apart…
Her poor virginal heart
Filled with guilt, shame and gut-wrenching dread!
Scene of the crime
She woke up sort of semi-delerious…
All very fucking mysterious!
Naked, sore head,
In a hotel room bed…
God! What happened? This might well be serious!
Kitty
Fluffy handcuffs… click, click… very pretty,
Clothes peg on each cute little titty…
“And what’s this down here?
Your pussy, my dear!
It’s licking my finger! Nice kitty.”
Working her passage
So… her hitchhiking trip struck a hiccup…
She flagged down a ride in a pickup…
“A fuck for a ride?”
He said. No place to hide…
It was kind of a sexual stick-up!
Give me excess of it
She’d end up with a cunt like a crater,
She figured. But later, much later…
Meanwhile, until then,
She’d keep on fucking men,
And her dildos and chunky vibrator!
Mermaids and manatees
The young mermaid said “What? Me a manatee?
Silly damn humans. Insanity!
Gives me the shits!
Does a dugong have tits?
What the fuck? Please excuse my profanity.”
Cement boots
When he said certain rules can’t be bent,
Seems that’s just what the cocksucker meant,
She thought, fuck it,
Her feet in a bucket
Of rapidly setting cement!
The twist
She remembered the first time they kissed…
It was love at first sight… with a twist!
“Have you ever been fisted?”
He asked. She resisted…
But let him, just up to his wrist.