Pulling noodles

He stood stricken, face like a sick poodle.
She tugged, rubbed and sucked on his doodle…
Poor girl, though she tried,
She gave up, and just cried…
While it dangled there, like a wet noodle.

Hardship

“Do it harder!” she cried. “Fuck me puce!
If you can’t make me come, what’s the use?”
“Babe, I’m tryin’, you know…
Might be easier though,
If your cunt wasn’t so fuckin’ loose!”