Says he’s got a big cock, which I doubt,
She thinks… maybe it should be tried out…
Yep! A monster alright…
In fact so fucking tight,
Pulled her whole fucking cunt inside out!
Tag: limerick
Done
Look, he said. You’re a pretty cute kid.
If you want a damn fuck, (which she did),
Spread your pussy, okay?
And she rushed to obey,
Cherry something of which to be rid.
Weird
Wow! she thought. This is all pretty weird!
Hair matted, cum-spattered, cum-smeared…
Cunt, tits, ears, eyes,
And still all of these guys
Kept on coming and high-fived and cheered!
Undeterred
Drunk and dizzy, her vision was blurred…
She said no, but it came out all slurred…
Well, he should still have known,
From her screaming alone…
But perhaps he might just not have heard.
Forgive and forget
She’d said yes, was his honest belief,
But she hadn’t, it seemed, to his grief.
Would she now cry Me Too,
Over one little screw?
“Never mind,” she said… Blessed relief!
Hussy
He was tried for rape, true, but acquitted.
He’d fucked ev’ry hole where it fitted…
Twice three times in some,
(Mostly pussy and bum),
But she’d liked it, the hussy admitted!
Trespass
Mister Reginald Brown was indicted
For having got overexcited,
By watching undress
Miss X (withheld address),
And for fucking her then, uninvited.
Tizz
It’s no use getting into a tizz,
She thought, mopping out most of his jizz.
So he’s fucked her… so what?
It’s just slime, pecker-snot!
So chill out, like. It is what it is!
Venality
Sex she looked on somewhat with disdain…
If I do do it, what do I gain?
Dirty secrets to trade?
To be bloody well paid…
Or at least caviar and champagne!
Pearl jam
Tits and face caked with globs of pearl jam,
Cum like snot dripping out of her clam,
She though “God! I’m a slut!
Fuckin cum-bucket, but,
Funny thing is I don’t give a damn!”