On the market

Still a virgin, but not unassailable…
Fuck! She’s completely available!
What the fuck, right?
Get a fuck, like, tonight,
Or else, fuck! This sweet pussy’s damn saleable!

Zeus

She’s a nymph, he’s a god… fucking Zeus!
Gonna fuck her, don’t need no excuse…
Kinda rape, she supposed,
Nymphish pussy exposed,
Wet with tasty ambrosial juice!

Stealing bases

On their first date he got to first base…
They held hands, snuggled up, sucked some face.
Second date, got to third…
He said “This is absurd…
Come on baby, let’s cut to the chase!”