Still a virgin, but not unassailable…
Fuck! She’s completely available!
What the fuck, right?
Get a fuck, like, tonight,
Or else, fuck! This sweet pussy’s damn saleable!
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Zeus
She’s a nymph, he’s a god… fucking Zeus!
Gonna fuck her, don’t need no excuse…
Kinda rape, she supposed,
Nymphish pussy exposed,
Wet with tasty ambrosial juice!
Doing is knowing
It was ev’ry bit good as she’d heard…
“Could we do it again please,” she purred…
Do, no need to be bribed
What can best be described
By the use of a four letter word.
Stealing bases
On their first date he got to first base…
They held hands, snuggled up, sucked some face.
Second date, got to third…
He said “This is absurd…
Come on baby, let’s cut to the chase!”
Miss Tutty
There was a young lady called Tutty,
Good fun, whopping tits, a bit nutty…
A cheerful soul,
Didn’t mind much which hole…
Not a slut, just a little bit slutty.
Died pretty
A huge cock… she was chilled at the sight…
When they fucked though, she came hard despite
It might be her last diddle…
Dead, split up the middle…
Died pretty but… filled with delight!
Quick thinking
He said “Fancy a bit of a tumble?”
She thought “Mmm, a girl shouldn’t grumble…
It’s late in the night…”
So she said “Yep, alright…
Just a quickie but…” all in a mumble.
Talent scout
Her young pussy snapped shut like a clam…
It was some sort of sexual scam,..
Gonna make her a star…
Yeah, right buster. Ha ha!
I’m quite happy the way that I am!
Full
Could she deep-throat his huge cock or not?
Well, she figured she’d give it a shot…
Copped a throat-pie and all,
(Dribbled some on his balls),
And a nose full of semen and snot!
In for a penny
Panties missing, dress ripped, torn and tattered…
From head to toe smeared, cum-spattered…
It started with one…
Then his friend… still quite fun…
Then the rest, till the count hadn’t mattered