When his friend came, she smiled and she beckoned;
He took his friend’s place, and went second.
It really was nice
That she let them fuck twice,
For the price of just one fuck , he reckoned!
Tag: fuck
Friends
When a man and a woman are friends,
If they fuck or not mostly depends
On how horny they are,
And how drunk, and how far
They imagine that friendship extends.
Such is life
He’d had one chance at life and cocked up…
He’d been scared he’d be bloody locked up!
It was sheer bad luck…
Two young kids, their first fuck,
And she got herself fucking knocked up!
The off-chance
A girl goes to the pub with a plan;
To attract a nice gullible man,
Who might pay for her drinks,
Whom she’ll kiss, if she thinks
He might fancy a fuck, if he can.
Human resources
When Victorian wives wore a corset,
To fuck them, a man had to force it;
All rather a bore,
Much more fun with a whore,
So men often preferred to outsource it.
Big bang theory
Though it’s true her proportions are ample,
Her big boobs and bum, for example,
In terms of a fuck,
It’s more bang for your buck,
And she’s happy to give a free sample.
Slip of the tongue
When she told him “I love you”, it merely
Rolled off her tongue and was sheerly
Dumb verbal luck;
Still, the preceding fuck
Had been nice, though she’d put it so queerly!
Manners
She stripped off, gave her titties a squeeze,
Smacked her bum, and got down on her knees;
As she moaned and said “Fuck me!”
An impish thought struck me:
I answered, “Not till you say please!”
German frauleins
German frauleins are sturdy and buxom,
Big titties, and don’t mind who sucks ’em,
With thighs like young trees,
They can use just to squeeze,
Or to buck under whomever fucks ’em.
Pros and cons
She weighed up what she’d gain or she’d lose
From an offer she couldn’t refuse:
He could fuck her, of course,
Using menace or force,
In exchange for what, should she so choose?