The best thing about stardom and fandom,
These guys, she could fuck them at random!
Screw one, two a night,
Say one black, then one white.
Maybe two at a time, fucking tandem!
Tag: fuck
Lucky dip
Her first cock! Quite surprised how it bent;
Still not certain, in fact, where it went!
Except somewhere down there.
And who gave a fuck where?
Or if not quite in where it was meant!
Non-discrimination
“Look, I quite fancy girls,” she confided.
“Just so you’re not, you know, misguided.”
“That’s alright,” he said.
“You give wonderful head!
Fuck me now, or else once you’ve decided.”
The barter economy
Maybelline lets the boys have a poke,
For a six pack of beer, a toke,
Or a ride in their truck …
Hell, she’ll give ’em a fuck
For a burger maybe and a coke!
Softcore
She tried hard, underneath and on top,
But the fuck was a bit of a flop;
His damn cock was so soft,
If she laughed or she coughed,
It fell out of her cunt with a plop!
The company she keeps
Though perhaps a bit strong to assert
That the woman’s a slut, or a flirt,
Still, she’s someone with whom,
If alone in a room,
A quick fuck would be hard to avert.
Putting it briefly
Her seducer, the cause of her grief,
Came and went in the night like a thief…
Bloody lecherous beast!
Still, the fuck was, at least,
Fairly painless and blessedly brief.
Better to have loved and lost
To just fuck her and leave did seem callous,
Not done though, she thought, out of malice.
The man was a brute,
But it was a good root!
All her girlfriends were terribly jealous.
Doing the sums
What to do? She was flat, stoney broke!
“Get a pimp!” said her friend. Just a joke.
But when down on your luck,
Say two hundred a fuck …
Not too bad, just for rooting some bloke.
The milk of human kindness
In the shadows a strange man was lurking,
His cock hard, hand rubbing and jerking.
“Poor bastard!” Amused,
“A girl might be excused
If she threw him a fuck!” she thought, smirking.