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Beads and trinkets

For a necklace, some such gaudy trinket,
She might … but no! Don’t even think it!
To suck’s bad enough,
But to swallow the stuff!
In a wine glass… would anyone drink it?

Author petePosted on December 1, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, prostitution, semen, suck, swallow

School days

Schoolgirls, giggling and flirting in hallways.
Their crushes last weeks, not for always.
Not love, the boys know;
They make up for it though,
Giving head and in other such small ways.

Author petePosted on October 19, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, flirting, giving head, limerick, schoolgirl

Infra dig

Once undressed, though intrigued at first vastly,
She found having sex simply ghastly;
Undignified, base,
The man’s breath in her face,
And the taste of his cock, worst and lastly!

Author petePosted on October 13, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fellatio, first fuck, limerick, undresed, virgin

Personal assistant

On her knees, at the bank where she works,
Her tits out, her head bobs, her hand jerks
On the manager’s lap…
Not a bad sort of chap…
It’s just one of his job’s little perks.

Author petePosted on October 11, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags blow job, fellatio, head job, limerick, masturbation, tits

Personal space

He invaded her personal space…
Had she minded, which wasn’t the case,
She’d have certainly said…
What got into her head?
Well not quite, though it was in her face!

Author petePosted on June 2, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, in her face, limerick, oral sex, personal space

Not a good look

Though she didn’t throw up (only just),
Her self pity and guilt and disgust
Were made worse by the mess
His cum made of her dress,
Now dried out to a silvery crust!

Author petePosted on May 27, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cum, fellatio, limerick, oral sex

Choirgirl

A young choirgirl, basically moral,
Got into a quite nasty quarrel,
With some rude bitch who
Said that everyone knew
Her main talent was oral, not choral!

Author petePosted on May 19, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, oral

Top shelf

Pretty face, like a porcelain dolly,
A figure to match, too, by golly!
Such innocent eyes,
But to no-one’s surprise,
She sucked cock like a hard boiled lolly!

Author petePosted on April 4, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags Betty Boop, cock, dolly, fellatio, limerick, porcelain doll, suck

Plum in her mouth

Just at home, but her accent still plummy,
At breakfast she said “You know, Mummy,
I know we discussed
Sex and all that. It’s just …
Well, you never said semen’s so yummy!”

Author petePosted on March 23, 2016February 7, 2020Categories AOTags fellatio, semen, sex education

Teacher’s pet

Teacher’s pet, damn Lolita, Head’s tart,
Stroked his cock, brought her mouth to said part;
Not hard yet, wait a while,
She thought, flashing her smile;
She’ll just give him a little head-start!

Author petePosted on March 17, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fellatio, giving head, hard, head, limerick, lolita, Teacher's pet

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