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Sinful thoughts

She’s a good Jewish woman is Yentl,
Respectful, obedient, gentle…
Her fantasies, though,
Sordid, wicked… who’d know?
Her transgressions, for now, only mental.

Author adminPosted on October 23, 2023Categories AOTags fantasy, Jewish, limerick

Escapism

Poor girl, locked in a cold, drafty tower,
Dull hour on sad, lonely hour…
She dreamed of escape,
Dreamed of love, dreamed of rape…
Being fucked by a man in a shower!

Author adminPosted on February 23, 2022February 23, 2022Categories AOTags captive, fantasy, limerick, rape

Living the dream

Barely legal, (or maybe not quite),
Nice firm tits, pussy supple and tight…
Like a fantasy screw!
She was into it too…
Though at first, true, she’d squealed in fright.

Author adminPosted on June 15, 2021Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, tight pussy, underage

If push came to shove

Her ripe body he couldn’t but covet…
He knew in his heart that she’d love it…
Awake, late at night,
He dreamed dreams of her tight
Secret places he wanted to shove it.

Author adminPosted on April 27, 2021Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, lust, tight

Still waters

She presented as dull and strait-laced,
And yet dreamed about being disgraced…
A wild, sordid affair,
But, of course, didn’t dare…
Virgin still… such a pitiful waste!

Author adminPosted on December 7, 2020Categories AOTags disgraced, fantasy, limerick, strait-laced, virgin

Living the dream

Head to toe, naked, peaches and cream,
Softly rounded, a living wet dream!
As he slowly draws nearer,
Objective still clearer,
To touch her, she lets out a scream!

Author adminPosted on December 7, 2020Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, wet dream

In her dreams

She’d gone out for a walk and been taken…
Some desolate place… godforsaken!
He’d screwed her of course…
There’d been some use of force…
A strange dream she’d recall when she’d waken.

Author adminPosted on August 3, 2020Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, rape, rape fantasy

Virtual reality

Her soft tits, her lips, so real-seeming!
Oh shit! Not again! Only dreaming.
He sobbed, as he lay,
His mind stuck on REPLAY,
And his hard little penis live-streaming!

Author petePosted on July 9, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, tits, wet dream

Fairy-tale ending

Pretty weird! She’s dressed as Snow White …
Kinky, yeah? Still, it’s been a slow night…
So…  she’s there, being screwed
By this little fat dude…
What a giggle! (She doesn’t, though, quite.)

Author petePosted on May 3, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, prostitution

Sight for sore eyes

Lovely bosom, well-rounded behind;
Well, a fellow would have to be blind,
Not to stare, just a bit,
Not get hard, not admit
To the thoughts such an arse brought to mind!

Author petePosted on April 3, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags arse, behind, bosom, erection, fantasy, hard, limerick

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