“Not a bad try, but room to improve,”
She said. “Just stick your dick in the groove…
Now, slide down… Not too far!
Back a bit… There you are!
Now push. Harder! For fuck’s sake, boy! Move!”
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Kith and kin
When young hillbillies’ sex lives begin,
Whomsoever their dicks might be in,
Though they don’t too much mind,
For the most part you’d find
That the pussy concerned would be kin!
Opportunity knocking
His dick’s hard. Should she give it a squeeze,
Grab his belt buckle, get on her knees?
It must be plain as day!
Must she beg? Must she say
Fuck me, now! Must she also say please?
Monkey business
Bloody jungle! A bloody great sauna!
Jane, bored, rooted some of the fauna.
She’d liked chimpanzees,
Grunting, down on her knees,
The gorilla’s dick, sadly, had torn her.
The summing up
In terms, frankly, that couldn’t be blunter,
She said “You’re a john, just a punter,
So, thanks for the fuck,
Now goodbye and good luck.
Your dick’s small, you’re a wheezer and grunter!”
Forty’s the new thirty
Maybe forty, though still pretty spritely,
He fancies her, wrongly or rightly,
Nice tits, a nice bum,
Maybe somebody’s mum,
But she’s squeezing his dick pretty tightly!
Something fishy
A man’s dick in the mouth can’t be trusted.
Girls gag, swallow, feel disgusted.
She too had been caught,
And she afterwards thought
That it tasted like runny fish custard.
Wizard of Oz
What a time she’d had, over the rainbow!
Young virgin, not long to remain so!
Tin dicks! Lion cocks!
Bless the girl’s cotton socks!
And the straw man! Big prick, little brain though!
Sicilian girls
A young girl from Palermo, in Sicily,
Boys thought behaved a bit prissily;
Though she gave head,
She then, afterwards, said
“Yuck! That’s awful! Men’s dicks are so gristly!
Thumbs up?
She’d say yes, but she couldn’t decide;
Were big thumbs a reliable guide?
Although handsome and tall,
Might his dick be too small?
He’d said not, but still, what if he’d lied?