Reciprocation

“Hey, don’t think I’m not grateful… I am,”
He said. “Just… it’s like fucking a ham!
You don’t kiss me and… stuff,
It’s a fuck, fair enough,
But it seems like you don’t give a damn!”

No

“Fuck,” he thought, “that was pretty damn rough!”
The date seemed to have gone well enough…
He’d said “Fancy a screw?”
And so what did she do?
Slapped his face and went off in a huff!