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Orderly misconduct

Drunk, in panties and bra, both askew,
She’d begun to attract quite a queue
“Look,” she said. “Tell you what;”
I can’t screw the whole lot,
But I’d say I can screw quite a few!”

Author petePosted on January 3, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags bra, drunk, gangbang, limerick, panties, screw

Post-traumatic dress disorder

Just sixteen, little more than a child,
But precocious, flirtatious and wild!
Clumsy hands in her bra,
Being fucked in a car,
Though what trauma this caused did seem mild.

Author petePosted on October 27, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags age of consent, bra, consent, defiled, fucked, limerick, sixteen

Good loser

She’d lost bra, panties, totally bare!
He said “Play one more hand, if you dare!
If I win, then we fuck!”
She replied “Try your luck…
Or just screw me right now. I don’t care”

Author petePosted on October 22, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags bare, bra, fuck, limerick, panties, screw, strip poker

Hippy chick

She’d forsaken bras, panties and lippy,
Smoked dope and tripped out, gone all hippy.
Nice tits, see-through shirt,
Nipples hard… Did they hurt,
When they bounced, if the weather was nippy?

Author petePosted on June 5, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags bra, dope, hard, hippy, limerick, nipples, panties, tits

Pantomime

He unfastened her brassiere clasp.
She let out a theatrical gasp.
“Gosh, you’re naughty!” she cried.
“Yep!” he said, with some pride,
Both her tits snugly now in his grasp!

Author petePosted on February 28, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bra, brassiere, limerick, naughty, tits

One drink too many

While she drunkenly, fitfully slumbered,
By bra nor by panties encumbered,
By bad luck, or fate,
Though she woke up (too late),
She was screwed, not to mention outnumbered!

Author petePosted on February 11, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags asleep, bra, drunk, limerick, panties, rape, screwed

Winner takes all (off)

Both big-breasted, both tall and broad-hipped,
Jeans unzipped, T-shirts off, bras unclipped!
Panties off! Pussies bare!
The blonde won by a hair!
Hard to split! The brunette just outstripped!

Author petePosted on November 25, 2013March 26, 2020Categories PGTags big breasts, bra, breasts, limerick, panties, pussies, pussy, striptease

Flappers

In the Twenties, folks drank bootleg hooch,
And then down to the nightclub they’d mooch.
Pretty flappers would dance,
Without bras, with no pants;
More exciting, that way, when they’d smooch!

Author petePosted on November 22, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags 1920s, bra, dance, flappers, limerick, mooch, pants, roaring twenties

Full disclosure

Her blouse gapes as she blissfully dozes.
Her skirt hikes up too. Holy Moses!
No panties! No bra!
Is it going too far
To take photos? Well, yes, he supposes.

Author adminPosted on August 20, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bra, limerick, no bra, no panties, panties

Willy-nilly

She was pretty and buxom, but silly;
Her bras and her panties were frilly.
She’d strip off when hot,
Got her tits out a lot,
And she called a man’s penis a “willy”!

Author adminPosted on August 19, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bra, buxom, frilly, limerick, panties, penis, strip, tits, willy

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