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The downside

She said yes, got undressed in a rush,
Such a thatch! Long and blonde, soft and lush!
Splendid boobs, big and billowy
Warm, soft and pillowy…
Shame she had crab lice and thrush.

Author adminPosted on February 27, 2020Categories AOTags boobs, limerick, pubic hair, thrush

Free will and determinism

She showed plenty of boob, which was great,
Wore no panties, which didn’t equate
To her being a slut,
Not conclusively, but
At the very least, though, tempting fate!

Author petePosted on September 20, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags boobs, no panties, slut, tempting fate

Freelance

Not the best root he’s had, but a tryer;
No pro, just for casual hire.
Nice body, great boobs,
Bouncy arse and shaved pubes…
Pretty much all a man could desire!

Author petePosted on March 23, 2017February 6, 2020Categories AOTags arse, boobs, limerick, prostitution, pubes, root, shaved pubes

Delectable

As he grunted and came and withdrew,
Though she’d come once or twice herself, too,
She said “Look, it’s alright
If you nibble and bite
At my neck and my boobs, but don’t chew!”

Author petePosted on November 15, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags bite, boobs, limerick, nibble, withdrawal

Jailbait

“Well, a fuck’s pretty much in the bag,”
He presumed, then his plans hit a snag.
“I’ll be sixteen next week,”
She said, flashing a peek
Of her right boob. “Come on but, let’s shag!”

Author petePosted on September 18, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags age of consent, boobs, consent, flashing, limerick, shag, underage

Who’d be a woman?

“Men!” she said. “They don’t know how it feels!
Half starved all the time, skipping meals!
And waxing our pubes!
Saving up for new boobs!
Fucking g-strings, and fucking high heels!”

Author petePosted on November 16, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags boobs, g-string, high heels, limerick, waxing, waxing pubes

Soft landing

Folded into his urgent embrace,
Her big boobs take up most of the space.
Bloody lovely, God knows!
As the old saying goes;
She won’t ever fall flat on her face!

Author petePosted on April 2, 2015July 5, 2024Categories PGTags big boobs, boobs, embrace, limerick

Photocopy 1

Nice big boobs; bigger would have been floppier!
Giggling, she turns on the copier,
Presses her tits on it,
Turns round and sits on it;
Naughtier still, and much sloppier!

Author petePosted on September 25, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags boobs, floppy boobs, limerick, photocopy, tits

Sage advice

Old and wrinkled, her boobs now low-slung;
The girl stared. Gran said “Cat got your tongue?
Go on out, get a man!
Fuck as much as you can,
While your tits are still firm and you’re young!”

Author adminPosted on June 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags boobs, fuck, limerick, sage advice, tits

Portfolio

In his selfie, he grinned and he flexed.
She thought ‘OK’, and sent him a sext;
Pouting, showing her boobs,
One hand over her pubes.
What on earth will young ladies do next!

Author adminPosted on June 12, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags boobs, limerick, pout, pubes, selfie, sext

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