An unfortunate fellow from Perth
Had a dick of incredible girth.
The one fuck of his life
Was his brother’s mate’s wife,
Who described it as like giving birth.
Tag: big cock
Higher things
Said the milk-maid to James Brown Esquire,
“Milord, I shall truly expire!
Your cock, long and wide
Has undone me inside,
But before I die, push it in higher!”
Standards
Lady Forsythe will lower her breeches
For any of aquiline features:
She won’t condescend
In the slightest to bend,
But accepts any pizzle that reaches!
Tarzan
Though you may not have known it, Tarzan
Had a year-round all-over tan,
And he swung trough the trees,
With a dong to his knees,
Screaming Ah! Oh! Ah! There was a man!
Pluck
In the hay, in a fairly clean stall,
Miss O’Keefe gave the young groom her all
It was such a tight fit
That her poor fanny split,
But she pluckily still took it all!
No bull
An old weather-worn Narrabri ringer,
Renowned as a big bull-shit slinger,
To Nellie’s surprise
Slipped between her fat thighs,
What he’d promised: a fucking hum-dinger!
Fear and favour
So, she fucks the guy, just as a favour…
He’s black… a big cock, a new flavour…
She figures why not?
She might like it a lot…
And, worst case, he’s some kind of white slaver.
Gulp
One must say, in the fellow’s defence,
Her reluctance was mostly pretence.
He pressed on, nonetheless,
And she gulped and said yes,
Since his penis was fucking immense!
Tall tales but true
All the gossip she’d thought was far fetched
Turned out true! Her sublime face was etched
With the pain, bliss and shock
Of the size of his cock,
And her pussy, alarmingly stretched!
All in
Though traumatic, both cunt-wise and mentally,
Fucking him, not at all gently,
Huge as it was,
She got off still, because
He did get it all in, incrementally!