The sex life of Tarzan of the apes
Features creatures all sizes and shapes,
Then along comes Me Jane…
Who resists, but in vain,
Whom he strips of her jodhpurs and rapes.
Tag: Tarzan
Tarzan
Though you may not have known it, Tarzan
Had a year-round all-over tan,
And he swung trough the trees,
With a dong to his knees,
Screaming Ah! Oh! Ah! There was a man!
It’s a jungle out there
Bloody Tarzan! thought Jane, with a scowl.
Bloody chest-thumping, silly damn howl!
Still, he saved me, I guess,
And I have to confess,
He’s a great root, although he smells foul!
Gnawing suspicion
Caught by cannibals, stuffed in a pot!
Beating drums! God! This water’s damn hot!
Trussed up, totally nude!
Poked and pricked while she’s stewed!
Is that Tarzan chap coming or not?