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Straight shooter

“He’s straightforward, I’ll give you the tip!”
She says. “Walks in, like, tells me to strip,
Bends me over a chair,
With my arse in the air,
Slams his cock in! Damn shoots from the hip!”

Author adminPosted on September 8, 2019Categories AOTags arse, limerick, shoots from the hip

Zip file

She was built like a dream, the young stripper.
Great tits and great arse. What a ripper!
And boy, could she dance!
He’d have come in his pants,
Had his dick not got caught in his zipper.

Author adminPosted on August 1, 2019August 1, 2019Categories AOTags arse, limerick, stripper

Initiation

She was buxom, big-arsed and plump-thighed.
The poor boy! He had no place to hide!
And him, scarcely developed,
Half-smothered, enveloped,
Bestraddled, cunt-struck, hers to ride!

Author adminPosted on April 2, 2019Categories AOTags arse, buxom, consent, cunt, limerick, rape

Dutch courage

“So,” she said, with a nudge and a wink,
“Saucy maids? Handcuffs? Whips? What’s your kink?”
“Fucking girls up the arse!”
“Gosh!” She passed him her glass.
“Then I’d better have one more stiff drink!”

Author petePosted on November 27, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags anal sex, arse, bondage, kink, kinky, limerick

She had it coming

Served her right, more or less, she admitted,
Well-formed as she was, ample-titted,
For flirting like that,
To, in five minutes flat,
Have been face-down, arse-up, being spitted!

Author petePosted on November 15, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags arse, big tits, flirting, limerick

Similes

On the stage, the entrancing young stripper
Enticingly pulled down her zipper…
Arse cheeks like full moons,
Tits like down-filled balloons,
And a cunt like a kid leather slipper!

Author petePosted on November 3, 2018March 25, 2019Categories AOTags arse, cunt, limerick, stripper, tits, zipper

The bottom line

Look, I’m sorry to be a wet blanket,
She said. Spank my arse! Go on! Spank it!
I’ll give it a suck,
But I don’t want to fuck.
Here, give me your cock and I’ll wank it!

Author petePosted on September 25, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags arse, fuck, limerick, spank, suck, wank, wet blanket

Like a mink

She not so much walks in as, well, slinks,
Catches some fellow’s eye and she winks;
Tits half out of her dress,
Her arse too, more or less
The damn cheeky, damn hot little minx!

Author petePosted on August 26, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags arse, limerick, minx, slut, tits

Worked over

First a head job (well, throat fuck), then, finally,
Over an armchair, vaginally.
All fair enough…
But then once again, rough,
Up the arse, which annoyed her, though minorly.

Author petePosted on July 18, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags anal sex, arse, head job, limerick, rough sex, throat fuck

The whole more than the parts

A nice pussy. Perhaps a bit loose,
Snug enough though, and plenty of juice.
A nice arse and great tits,
And the sum of the bits
This girl knows how to put to good use!

Author petePosted on July 13, 2018April 22, 2019Categories AOTags arse, juice, limerick, loose pussy, pussy, tits

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