The hunt

Not the tenderness of the embrace, 
Not the search for love… that’s not the case…
To his own mild surprise 
It’s the bagging the prize, 
The lust, madness, the thrill of the chase.

Skin

Why are all the most my fun things a sin…
Like, say, most things you do skin to skin…
Or just wanting to root,
Though she’s so fucking cute,
Any woman to whom you’re akin?

Gin fling

Her poor head was beginning to spin,
From an excess of rather nice gin,
Which was all very well,
But she couldn’t quite tell
If  or which fucking hole he was in!