Fool

So he’s thinking “Just kiss her you fool!”
She’s so pretty, so sexy, so cool,
And that look in her eyes…
As she puckers up, sighs…
And, like, all he can do is just drool.

Ambush

The poor girl was deceived and much wronged…
Their assault was by stealth and two-pronged,
One in front, one behind,
Nasty, scary, unkind,
And exhausting… and rather prolonged.