He’s a good pimp, a bit of a ponce,
But don’t care what it is a man wants.
Whips and chains, all that stuff,
He’s got girls like it rough,
Mind, of course, johns won’t get much response.
Negotiable terms
Said the landlord, “Miss, do bear in mind…
If, perchance, you were that way inclined…
Don’t mistake my intent…
You’re behind in your rent,
And I’d gladly take payment in kind.”
Babe in the woods 2
In her little red cape and red hood,
A delicious young babe in the wood!
Tender titties to chew,
Juicy other bits too,
For a big, bad wolf, up to no good!
Alter-ego
Though apparently highly respectable,
Deep within, hardly detectable
Underplayed, but
Always there, was a slut,
With a body just bloody delectable!
Water under the bridge
She’d not taken too much to convince.
He’d pull out, she’d just have a quick rinse.
It seemed simple enough.
Poor girl, well up the duff,
And no sign of the bloke, of course, since!
Magic and the magi
Very nice, the gold, frankincense, myrrh,
Thinks young Mary, but Jesus! Why her?
Still, poor Joseph’s not bright,
And her alibi’s tight.
Virgin birth, right? These things do occur!
Tinseltown
She hit Tinseltown, stars in her eyes;
Famous people, big cars, hunky guys!
After lots of auditions,
Some new sex positions,
She just sits in bars now and cries.
Body and soul
Making love, she gave body and, soul,
Head and heart, her all, gave herself whole,
Until slowly she learned,
When it isn’t returned,
Love or making love, both take a toll.
Nip and tuck
Laser, botox, the old nip and tuck,
Whereby quack doctors make a quick buck
Out of girls’ insecurity…
Though there’s no surety,
Still, it might get them a fuck.
Can’t buy me love
Though he plied her with sweetmeats and liquors,
Bought presents, (he left on the stickers),
A major campaign,
Caviar and champagne,
He still never got into her knickers!