Interface

He’s a gamer, she’s more into coding…
There’s sexting, dares, teasing and goading…
Until face to face
(She’d come round to his place)
They get naked, and soon he’s uploading!

Hook-up

Just one kiss, that was all that it took.
Her heart raced, she got goosebumps, she shook,
Felt decidedly sick,
On the end of his prick,
Like a poor wriggling worm on a hook!

Rocky

Not the best looking guy on the planet…
Big, rugged, with features of granite…
She’s just passing through…
Motel room with no view…
Well, a stray fuck can’t hurt, maybe, can it?

Dude

She walks up to the bloke, says “Hey dude!
Wanna root? Like, Im just in the mood.”
And the guy turns around
Looks her up, looks her down,
Like he’s hungry, and maybe she’s food.