She was big-bosomed, freckled and hairy;
The boy thought her sexy, but scary.
She showed him her tits,
And her moist, bushy bits,
Which he poked and squeezed, randy but wary.
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Consuming passion
As a sexual service consumer,
Beware of false promise and rumour;
If tits are inflated,
The girl’s over-rated;
It helps to keep one’s sense of humour!
Bottoms up!
For a girl, she could handle her grog,
Till she passed out, and slept like a log.
When she rolled up her eyes,
Her skirt rucked up her thighs,
He thought “Fuck it! Why not, you sly dog?”
French kisses
If you get a chance, have an affaire
With a French girl, a maid or au-pair;
They like sex, comme tu sais,
Two or three times a day,
Anytime, anyhow, anywhere!
Who'd have thought?
“She’s a slut,” people said with distaste;
She’d been named, shamed and shunned and disgraced,
By damn hypocrites, who
Thought of rooting her too…
Harsh, judgemental, and rather misplaced.
Her mind elsewhere
As she moaned and her orgasm neared,
She’d later regret it, she feared…
Though being seduced,
Was quite fun, she deduced,
Sex itself was decidedly weird.
Flash-back
In the fifties, men’s stay-at-home wives
Cooked and cleaned, and devoted their lives
To the bread-winner, who
Mostly used them to screw,
Much as women’s fate, now, still contrives.
The appraisal
He was tall, dark and handsome, and beddable…
Big dick, girls whispered… quite edible!
One girl who knew,
Having thrown him a screw,
Said the work-out she got was incredible!
Give an inch
Though a flirt, and a bit of a tease,
Still, she’d let his hand up past her knees,
And once having got there,
Stockings, dress, underwear
Were discarded with relative ease!
Impartial
So, which part of a woman is best?
A soft, squeezable, squashable breast,
Or her vulva, with features
Like dainty sea creatures,
Or pubic hair, like a wee nest?