Grey-haired, pretty, a left-over hippy,
Great tits still, spaced out, often trippy,
Nude most of the time,
But, hey! That ain’t no crime!
(Though, in winter, a little bit nippy!)
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Intense
I’ve just never been one much to camp;
Sleeping rough in the cold and the damp!
Man and woman weren’t meant
To make love in a tent,
Risking leeches and spiders and cramp!
The gigolo
She awaited her handsome young gigolo,
Wishing her bum didn’t jiggle so,
Blushing and nude,
Having paid to be screwed;
It would give all her girlfriends a giggle though!
Starting at the top
When her bra straps had been gently eased
Off her shoulders, her nipples been teased
Until taut and erect,
Did she fret or object?
No, she wanted her goddam tits squeezed!
Temptation
She gave in, though she knew that she shouldn’t,
Determined, at first, that she wouldn’t.
He’d gently insisted…
She’d bravely resisted
Temptation… but found that she couldn’t!
In clover
She’d grown tired of housework and stoves;
So dressed up, her breath scented with cloves,
Placed a “Personal” ad,
And she no sooner had,
Than had gentlemen coming in droves!
The getting of wisdom
The young governess-cum-private-tutor,
To William, confirmed self-polluter,
Was not of much use,
But for more self-abuse,
While imagining ways he might root her.
Like falling off a log
Having sex isn’t any big deal;
Folks fuck in the dark, or by feel,
It doesn’t take long,
And it’s hard to get wrong.
It’s not like reinventing the wheel!
Self-sufficiency
Bossy doormen, drunk men and high prices,
She’s over them! Now it suffices
To surf porn online,
With a bottle of wine,
Left, by choice, to her own sweet devices!
Accessibility
She seemed unattached, friendly, accessible,
Nice body, age quite unguessable,
Someone of whom,
Once upstairs in his room,
Hidden parts might prove soft and caressable!