The top sheet was impressively tented,
The bed damp, the air musky-scented.
She thought, with a grin,
As she took it all in,
She was awfully glad she’d consented!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Willy-nilly
She was pretty and buxom, but silly;
Her bras and her panties were frilly.
She’d strip off when hot,
Got her tits out a lot,
And she called a man’s penis a “willy”!
A will and a way
He pushed hard, and he gave it a nudge,
But her hymen, alas, wouldn’t budge,
He thought just one last go…
With a running start… though
This, of course, was a bit of a fudge!
Small mercy
She’d said no, to which he was resigned,
But she suddenly, then, changed her mind.
“So, she loves me!” he thought.
Nothing, though of the sort;
She was only, in fact, being kind.
Every home should have one
Days she’s naked, poolside, wet or basking,
Nights, yours to be had for the asking…
And talented too…
Up for anything new,
User-friendly, and likes multi-tasking.
Zeitgeist
It was maybe the vibe, the zeitgeist.
Just his smile and a wink had sufficed
To attract her regard;
She could see he was hard,
And was already halfway enticed!
Skirting the issue
Women’s labia, plump, fleshy frills,
Frame vaginas, which beauticians’ skills
Seek to style and display
In some new, clever way,
Though they still look like fishes’ pink gills.
A position of disadvantage
She complained “This is far from ideal!
It’s rather degrading, I feel…
My bum in the air,
While you’re pulling my hair,
While you do what you do, while I kneel!”
Gravitational attraction
Smiling lips in a beautiful face,
Rolling hips, lolling breasts, easy grace,
Laughing mischievous eyes,
As he’s parting her thighs,
And invading her personal space.
Thoroughly modern
She’s a modern girl, hardly a saint;
Not a model of prim self-restraint,
Stays out late, drinks and smokes,
Dances, flirts with strange blokes,
Thinks virginity silly and quaint.