Women too have their conjugal rights…
Though they reached no great sensual heights,
And though no raving beauty,
He still did his duty…
It helped keep him warm, those cold nights!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Love and sex in the real world
Not at all like those chick-lit romances!
A victim of strange circumstances,
She’s forced to admit
She might have to submit
To his rather indecent advances!
Father knows best
“Well, my son, she’s a beautiful bride,”
Said his dad, “but still, cast your net wide.
She’s a good fuck, I know;
Keep your eyes open, though,
For the chance of a bit on the side!”
Strayed
Having given in, frightened, dismayed,
She knelt down, right there, naked, and prayed.
“God, I know it’s a sin,
But I’m blaming the gin…
Could it be, somehow, maybe, okayed?”
Logical phallusy
She was pretty, but too intellectual…
Contemplate anything sexual,
First she’d ask why,
Then compose a reply,
Predicated on being contextual.
Youth
By sixteen, she’d matured and bloomed,
Ripe and ready, flirtatious, perfumed,
Out with boys late most nights,
Sampling all the delights
Of the flesh, her poor parents presumed.
The wish
Sidling up he said “What are you drinking?”
“Champagne! French of course!” she said, winking.
“Then maybe we might
Leave and make love all night,
Or would that only be wishful thinking?”
Hard call
True, her dress was revealing and tight,
But to say she’d deserved it was trite;
Had he twisted her arm?
She’d resisted his charm,
Though perhaps not as hard as she might!
Aries in the ascendant
She was Virgo, he Aries, the Ram…
Though he secretly gave not a damn
For the stars, things celestial,
Being more bestial…
Do unto ewe, and then scram!
Anatomical inevitablity
She had breasts of a certain immensity,
Soft and pneumatic in density,
Likely to pop,
It seemed, out of her top,
Which did have, too, that happy propensity!