Accommodating

“Come and join us” she said… “Find a space…
Pussy, arse, armpit, any damn  place…
Just one thing… You can’t cum 
In my cunt or my bum,
Squirt it all on my tits or my face!”

Heat and lust

In the sweltering Indian heat,
In his bungalow room where they’d meet,
They made mad, torrid love, 
The fan whirling above,
Their sweat soaking the thin cotton sheet. 

Retraction

Silly bitch, how she over-reacted…
The way that her arsehole contracted…
Fair leapt off the bed…
“You consented,” he said…
“Well,” she screamed… “Now it’s fucking retracted!”

Smallville

A hick town… not much tail to chase…
Mostly spoke for… which, bein’ the case,
Even if people knew,
If a fella should screw
His kid sister, it weren’t no disgrace.