Why

“Now, my dear, there’s no need to cry,” 
He said, hand on her quivering thigh.
“I’ll just do what I must…
You’ll allow me , I trust…
And don’t trouble your mind as to why.”

Brush

As she groomed her lush bush with a brush, 
Shining, springy, luxuriant, plush,
She thought “God gave me this,
Let them take the damn piss…
I won’t give them so much as a blush!”