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The itch

On the beach, wearing hardly a stitch,
She enjoyed watching men’s crotches twitch;
If he played his cards right,
She would root one tonight,
And she didn’t mind very much which!

Author petePosted on November 11, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags crotch, limerick, root

Petty crime

Who’d have thought that she’d hold such a grudge?
A quick kiss, just a small lipstick smudge,
A light pat on her bum,
(Well, okay, that was dumb,)
And I did give her left tit a nudge.

Author petePosted on November 10, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags bum, kiss, limerick, lipstick, tit

Scotch courage

She’d had too much to drink, I suspect,
Which had had the desired effect;
She just sipped at her scotch
While I fondled her crotch,
Her tits too, since she didn’t object!

Author petePosted on November 10, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags crotch, drunk, limerick, tits

Wearing the pants

He said “That’s it, my pretty young friend;
Squeeze your tits, pout your lips. Good! Now bend;
You can take off your shirt,
But just lift up your skirt,
And present your appropriate end!”

Author petePosted on November 9, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, skirt, tits

Natural selection

She embarked on her marital quest
With a truly remarkable zest,
As she, suitor by suitor,
Allowed them to root her,
To work out which one did it best!

Author petePosted on November 8, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, root, suitor

Equal and opposite reaction

Don’t you know, silly girl, that the more you
Complain and demand I withdraw, you
Just increase my ardour,
And make my cock harder,
Like dozens of women before you!

Author petePosted on November 6, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags cock, consent, hard, limerick, withdraw

Pre-commitment

Though there aren’t many things I’d deny you,
When asked if you’d give it a try, you
Said “Yes”, and “What fun!”
Well, the fun’s just begun,
And I’m not ready , yet, to untie you!

Author petePosted on November 5, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags bondage, commitment, limerick

The book's cover

Her loud clothes and her make-up disguise
Saggy tits, a big bum and thick thighs,
But she’s such a good sport,
One forgets, (as one ought),
That she’s not a great root, though she tries.

Author petePosted on November 5, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags bum, limerick, root, thighs, tits

Regret

Tears welled in her innocent eyes,
Her breasts heaved with her heart-broken sighs;
She’d been lied to and laid,
Been seduced and betrayed,
Love’s sweet juice still flowed warm down her thighs!

Author petePosted on November 4, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags betrayed, breasts, innocent, juice, laid, limerick, seduced, thighs

Feet and inches

As he worked his way in, inch by inch,
She did, ever so fleetingly, flinch,
As her hymen was split,
Since it hurt, just a bit,
But the next half-a-foot was a cinch!

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, virginity

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