Not your knock-em-dead classical beauty,
But nonetheless, quite a damn cutie!
Nice tits, arse, the lot,
And she’s damn hot to trot!
Well… a man’s got to do his damn duty!
Category: AO
Adults only
Free enterprise
To have rooted her would have been nice.
Fucking awesome, to be more precise!
And he could have, perhaps,
As had plenty of chaps.
It was mostly a matter of price.
Albumen
Haughty bitch! She’s been brought down a peg…
Gobs of cum, like the white of an egg,
In her hair, in her eyes,
On her tits and her thighs,
In fact dripping all down her damn leg!
In loco parentis
Buxom, pretty, but non compos mentis,
She worked as a baker’s apprentice.
Poor girl, driven mad,
Being rooted by Dad,
Then her master, in loco parentis.
Come by chance
Would he root her? He wouldn’t say never.
Great body, but not too damn clever.
He’ll just try his luck…
“Hey babe! Fancy a fuck?”
And she spits out her gum… “Yeah. Whatever.”
Straight shooter
“He’s straightforward, I’ll give you the tip!”
She says. “Walks in, like, tells me to strip,
Bends me over a chair,
With my arse in the air,
Slams his cock in! Damn shoots from the hip!”
Theatrics
All this sniffling and snuffling and bawling.
The damn woman’s missed her damn calling!
She should be on stage!
At least act her damn age,
Get her panties off, quit the damn stalling!
Jaded
“Goodness me! What a big cock!” she cooed.
“Fuck my arse off!” The woman’s so crude.
Bigger tits than his wife,
(She’s been under the knife).
All the same, he’s just not in the mood.
Nellie Blithe
What a dill, she thought. So blithely duped!
(As he pulled out, at last, dripped and drooped.)
Damn perfidious men!
Still, she’d do it again,
If she weren’t so deliciously pooped!
The gentleman’s gentleman
“Ahem! Sorry, Madame, to intrude,”
Said the butler. “It’s just… might my duties include…?
Well, a man would be proud…
And I’m quite well endowed,
Should Madame, perchance, wish to be screwed.”