Sore loser

She likes sex, but she might like it more,
If the men didn’t call her a whore…
And, like, make her do stuff
Kinda dirty and rough,
And her arse and her pussy get sore.

The commute

“I’d slept in… late for work… I was rushing…
No panties… no time!” she said, blushing.
“God! How to explain?
This cute guy on the train…
I got so hot, my pussy was gushing!”

Lateral thinking

When he came she said “Yuk!” and “Ah phooey!
This stuff is gross! Fishy and gooey…
Don’t go for the taste…
It would go less to waste
Bacon-flavoured maybe, and more chewy.

Gargantuan

The man fucks like some ravening beast!
She’s main course at his decadent feast…
But great fun, strange to say,
She thinks… in its own way…
And he has a big penis at least.

Half measures

“Well, what else could I do except laugh?
Like the neck of a fucking giraffe…
It was huge!” she exclaimed.
“Still, I’m kind of ashamed
That I only got in about half!”