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Naive

The poor girl, so naive and so shy,
When he fondled her, thought that she’d die!
When he whipped out his cock!
In her state of mute shock,
She could not even think to think “why?”

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags cock, fondled, limerick, naive, virgin

Self-education

Fingers flying and moaning, heart drumming,
Her pearly young clitoris thrumming,
Yes! Yes! No, not quite!
She at last got it right,
And was gushingly, blushingly cumming!

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags clitoris, cumming, female masturbation, limerick, orgasm

Beyond reasonable doubt

If he’d fucked her, that night, as she claimed,
(As he had), could a fellow be blamed?
She’d flashed tit in the bar,
Sucked his cock in the car;
Why was she not called out, named and shamed?

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags consent, flashing tits, fucked, limerick, rape, sucking cock

The facts of life

“When one’s bored in one’s marriage, one cheats,”
Said her mother. “Some petty deceits
Are entailed, of course,
Lest it end in divorce.
And for God’s sake, do change the damn sheets!”

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags adultery, cheating wife, infidelity, limerick

Because it’s there?

The butt-hole (viz: the anal canal),
Using plenty of lubricant gel,
Or some butter, or spit,
Is a pretty good fit,
If you don’t mind the mess, and the smell.

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags anal sex, butt, limerick, lubricant

Thanksgiving

Too late to back out now, committed!
She’s said yes. How bloody dim-witted!
Two big, hard cocks poking her,
One near-choking her!
Trussed like a turkey, and spitted!

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, bondage, Choking, consent, limerick, spit-roast

Chastisement

Naked, laid on his knee to be spanked,
Wife and chattel, his word sacrosanct,
If the fool had but known!
(As she came, with a moan…
Guilty pleasure, for which God be thanked!)

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags Comes, god, limerick, masochism, spanked, submissive

Bending the rules

Now he’s tied her up, just for a game,
Spanked her, tickled her; all pretty tame,
(Which she liked, he could tell,)
Why not fuck her as well?
Damn! To not do would be such a shame!

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags bondage, consent, fuck, limerick, spanked, tickled, tied up

Hospitality

A nice long outdoor lunch, a bit boozy;
She suddenly felt rather woozy.
Next thing, she was nude,
Being noisily screwed
By her host, in his backyard jacuzzi!

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags booze, limerick, nude, screwed

Propriety

The come-ons of the pretty young whores,
In their snippets of satin and gauze…
Splendid tits, a nice arse…
As he hurries to pass,
Mr. Charles James Esq. ignores.

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018June 2, 2025Categories AOTags arse, limerick, prostitution, tits, whores

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