Though he did, one must say, in all fairness,
It seems, make the most of her bareness…
Commit an offence…
In the fellow’s defence…
He did do so without her awareness.
Author: pete
Freshness
Teenage girls seem to come with a use-by date,
Stamped on their arse, “Cherry lose-by date”.
Anxious to screw,
They don’t worry much who;
They want cock, be it how big or whose by fate!
Something fishy
So, the way that the cops heard him tell it, he
Swore he could, somehow, just smell it; he
Knew her own scent…
But that cummy smell meant
He should worry about her fidelity!
Amour of Venice
Big, black, powerful, jealous Othello,
Deceived by Iago… vile fellow!
Though poor Desdemona
Still gave him a boner…
He killed her! My God, man! Just mellow!
Terms of reference
Virgin? She? Could he be more exact?
Did he mean the straight sexual act?
She’d screwed anally, orally;
Could she still, morally,
Claim still to be, for a fact?
Splitting hairs
Though my client, Your Honour, admits
She wore dresses with rather high slits,
And tight shirts, and no bra,
Still her boss went too far,
When he called out “Garn! Show us your tits!”
Oral instruction
“Can you not find my damn clit or what?
Lick it! Tickle it! Rub! Spit! The lot!
We’ll get round to your fuck,
Just get down there and suck!
Yes! Oh God! Yes! That’s just hit the spot!”
Rainy day woman
Men she fucks, in some way, she makes pay;
While the sun shines, she figures, make hay,
Presents, cash, some extortion,
Just as a precaution,
To bank for the old rainy day.
Plucky chick
Steely-eyed, she said “Just watch it, buster!
Your fucking’s been pretty lacklustre.
Heads up, you dumb jock,
As they say, today’s cock
Is tomorrow’s worn-out feather duster!”
Getting off, getting on
To delay the onset of dementia,
Some playful erotic adventure
Works well, so it’s said;
Anal sex, giving head,
Useful tip: Ladies, take out your denture!