A young girl from beyond the black stump
Won’t say no to a casual hump.
Though she’s plain and she’s vulgar,
Out there in the mulga,
At offers like that one should jump!
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Bucolic
He’s a gentleman, my brother, Bert,
Though of course he’s a bit of a flirt:
He’s had girls on the floor,
Up against the church door,
In the paddocks, but not in the dirt.
Wild child
Young and beautiful… almost a child…
Smiling… begs to be used and defiled…
So sweet, innocent, pure…
He asks “Are you sure?”
“Fuck yeah!” she says. “Fuckin’ go wild!”
Scents and Sensibility
She oozed sex… You could taste it and smell it,
Enticing his sensual palate…
Breath, pussy juice, sweat…
You could tell she was wet…
Catch it, bottle it… God! You could sell it!
Drilling down
A great body, a breaker of hearts,
Skilled at all the erotic dark arts…
A great fuck… but to love?
Like, if push come to shove,
Is she more than the sum of her parts?
Keep smiling
Bondage sounded, like, edgy and fun…
Shoulda pulled up her panties and run!
Bein’ tied up and buggered…
Fuck! Pretty damn rugged!
A pain in the arse! ‘Scuse the pun.
Self satisfaction
When folks asked her if she had a boy,
She would blush, and come over all coy…
Just look down, shake her head…
Shyly leaving unsaid
She preferred her big, black fucking toy!
Front row seat
She lay back on his leather recliner,
Skirt hitched up to flash her vagina…
“Yeah… nice!” he said. “Wait!
I can make it vibrate!”
Not too bad, for a stand-up one-liner.
Sticking it up her
She was stuck up, a bitch, narcissistic,
Inclined to go pretty ballistic…
“I’ll get her in bed…
Fuck her brains out!” he said…
Which the guys thought a tad optimistic.
Pussy posse
Pussy so damp it oughta be mossy,
She rode him and yelled “Gee up hossie!
Line up fellers, quick!
This gal’s itchin’ fer dick!
Gonna fuck me a whole fuckin’ posse!