The more serious sister, the elder,
He knew, the first time he beheld her,
Would give better head,
And be better in bed,
All confirmed, when he kissed her and smelled her!
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Beginner’s luck
Conscience nagged, but the girl wasn’t listening,
Naked, her cunt wet and glistening.
Barely of age,
And naive, still, to gauge,
By the look on her face at the christening!
Archimedes’ principle
Women’s breasts are assessed by quotation
Of bra size, that cryptic notation,
Say 34B,
38 double-D;
Note: the latter give better flotation.
Momentum
A man’s cock has a happy propensity,
Quickly, to increase in density,
Length, girth and weight,
To more readily mate,
With enhanced impact, depth and intensity.
Southern comfort
“Y’all, whenever you’re down this-a-way,
With some money to just piss away,
Look me up, now!” she drawled,
From the couch where she sprawled,
Undergarments still in disarray.
Samson and Delilah
Samson’s downfall was rooting Delilah,
That Philistine slut! That defiler!
Cunt-struck, drunk and smitten,
Shaved, weak as a kitten,
They found him. No whore was there viler!
Jezebel
By the window, dressed, waiting alone;
Death would come soon, by sword or by stone,
Pretty Jezebel knew.
“Pagan slut!” yelled Jehu,
Now you’re dogs-meat, bitch! Jump, or be thrown!”
Giving head
When Salome let slip her last veil,
Drunk Herod, a red-blooded male,
Said “Fuck! That was great!
Here’s John’s head on a plate!”
Sex and booze, women know, never fail.
Bathsheba
Bold Bathsheba was flaunting her charms,
Bathing naked, out under the palms,
Where King David could see;
He thought “She’ll do for me!”
You can read what then happened in Psalms.*
* (I know, 2 Samuel 11:3, but that doesn’t fit the rhyme)
Buyer beware
Since they hadn’t been caught in the act,
That she’d fucked wasn’t known for a fact.
A more suitable suitor
Was found than the rooter,
Her virtue, he thought, still intact.