Though a real cock sometimes entices,
A carrot or eggplant suffices,
A bottle works fine,
(After drinking the wine),
If she’s left to her own strange devices.
Author: admin
Coming of age
“Now you’re old enough, let’s have a drink!”
Said his Dad, with a lecherous wink.
“And with moderate luck,
You might get your first fuck!
Try the barmaid, ay? What do you think?”
Elasticity of demand
Circumstance of the utmost felicity!
Girls of all creeds and ethnicity,
Short, tall or small,
God has blessed, one and all
With remarkable cunt elasticity!
English eccentricity
What a great night, she thought. Simply ripping!
Gang banged, and a bloody good whipping!
She limps. People stare.
Fuck ’em all! Does she care,
Her arse throbbing, her pussy still dripping?
Cosmopolitan
Travel broadened much more than her mind;
She’d been rooted in front and behind…
Arabs, Greeks, the odd Jew,
And a Zulu or two,
Pretty much every colour and kind!
Vexing
Naked, angry, things look pretty bleak.
Just her luck! Her date’s some kind of freak.
Nipples clamped, bound and gagged,
Prodded, poked, roughly shagged,
And the best she can do is just squeak!
Well engineered
Well, her cunt hadn’t split, as he’d feared,
He mused, as his orgasm neared.
Though fucked with great vigour,
It stretched and got bigger,
Yet tight still, a good thing, but weird.
Hicksville
“In small towns,” she said, “ain’t much to do…
Ride in cars, smoke, get drunk till you spew.
Do some drugs, fuck and fight,
Same thing, night after night…
Mostly just findin’ new ways to screw.”
Heft
Fucking hell! Just how big’s this guy’s prick?
A foot long, it seems, lumpy and thick!
And its heft, and its bulk!
Though she’s not one to sulk,
God! It’s like being fucked with a brick!
Trespass
Though the evidence wasn’t conclusive,
As far as it’s being abusive,
To fuck her did seem
(And a court would so deem),
At the very least, somewhat intrusive.