“He’s straightforward, I’ll give you the tip!”
She says. “Walks in, like, tells me to strip,
Bends me over a chair,
With my arse in the air,
Slams his cock in! Damn shoots from the hip!”
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All this sniffling and snuffling and bawling.
The damn woman’s missed her damn calling!
She should be on stage!
At least act her damn age,
Get her panties off, quit the damn stalling!
Jaded
“Goodness me! What a big cock!” she cooed.
“Fuck my arse off!” The woman’s so crude.
Bigger tits than his wife,
(She’s been under the knife).
All the same, he’s just not in the mood.
Nellie Blithe
What a dill, she thought. So blithely duped!
(As he pulled out, at last, dripped and drooped.)
Damn perfidious men!
Still, she’d do it again,
If she weren’t so deliciously pooped!
The gentleman’s gentleman
“Ahem! Sorry, Madame, to intrude,”
Said the butler. “It’s just… might my duties include…?
Well, a man would be proud…
And I’m quite well endowed,
Should Madame, perchance, wish to be screwed.”
If wishes were fishes
“It’s no use just wishing and hoping,
Just sitting around all day, moping.
Dress up!” said her Mum.
“Twitch your tits and your bum,
And go out, get yourself a good groping!”
Alternative truth
Just a big-titted, dumb bottle-blonde,
But of whom he’d become rather fond…
Her orgasms were fake,
(Rolled up eyes, for god’s sake!)
He just sort of felt like he’d been conned.
Divertimento
As she played with her pussy, she hummed,
Shiny lips falling open, much thumbed,
Spread invitingly wide,
As her hand slipped inside,
Pearly clitoris joyfully strummed!
Plush
Splendid tits, a spectacular tushy!
Her pussy untamed, wild and bushy
Concealed her cunt,
(Well, at least from in front),
But a root, when once got, was damn cushy!
Zip file
She was built like a dream, the young stripper.
Great tits and great arse. What a ripper!
And boy, could she dance!
He’d have come in his pants,
Had his dick not got caught in his zipper.