Half measures

“Well, what else could I do except laugh?
Like the neck of a fucking giraffe…
It was huge!” she exclaimed.
“Still, I’m kind of ashamed
That I only got in about half!”

Indecent haste

She was left understandably miffed…
The damn root altogether too swift…
Clothes ripped off, nothing said,
Bloody thrown on the bed…
In fifteen seconds flat she’d been stiffed!