May 2024 – Page 2 – Pete's Limericks

Points for trying

Well, this ain’t gonna work, she thought, sighing,
The boy just half hard, almost crying,
His prick blindly stabbing,
His sweaty hands grabbing
Her tits… The poor bugger! At least he was trying

A twist

It’s their regular lunch/lover’s tryst…
A nice meal, they get a bit pissed…
Soon they’re naked and sweating…
She moans as she’s getting
Huge orgasms…riding his fist.

String theory

Her bikini, cloth titbits and string,
By some magic continues to cling…
Nipple bumps, camel toe…
Like… How could he not know?
Although she does, of course. That’s the thing.

Interface

He’s a gamer, she’s more into coding…
There’s sexting, dares, teasing and goading…
Until face to face
(She’d come round to his place)
They get naked, and soon he’s uploading!

Above reproach

Though she puts on her graces and airs,
She enjoys the men’s ravenous stares,
When she’s flaunting her breasts
At the help, dinner guests…
Do they think for a moment she cares?

Answer to a maiden’s prayer

Though his cock smelt and tasted so yucky,
Though cum-spattered, sticky and mucky,
She had in fact prayed
Not to die an old maid,
So considered herself kind of lucky.

Ruby the heart breaker

Her rich guy buys her pearls, buys her rubies,
He paid for her splendid new boobies!
She acts little-girly…
No bush long and curly…
She waxes her arsehole and pubies.

Better than chicken

As they make out his cock starts to thicken,
Her pussy to warm up and slicken…
His hand slides down there,
Parts her lush pussy hair,
And dips into her cunt… finger-lickin’!

Hook-up

Just one kiss, that was all that it took.
Her heart raced, she got goosebumps, she shook,
Felt decidedly sick,
On the end of his prick,
Like a poor wriggling worm on a hook!