Loose woman

“Yep, I’ll fuck her. Why not?” he decides,
Drops his jeans, saddles up, in he glides,
And it’s kind of alright,
Only not… just not tight…
His damn cock doesn’t touch the damn sides!

The worm

Her great scorn for the man was well earned.
She said “Look, far as fucking’s concerned,
Your pathetic small dick
Doesn’t do the damn trick,
So fuck off, jerk! The fucking worm’s turned!