“How about a nice blow job to start?
I’m an expert!” she said. “It’s an art.
A slow fuck for entree?
Your choice, which hole, which way!
What’s your fancy? It’s sex a la carte!”
Month: September 2021
Bo peep
Just a tug of the string’s all it took…
He said “God, love, don’t be such a sook!
Like, I’m sorry. Okay?
Lovely tits, by the way…
Tuck em back in… and thanks for the look!
Fox and hounds
Fox and hounds, what a jolly fine outing!
The fox-girl’s there, sulking and pouting…
She made a good run,
But the hounds had their fun…
Chin up lass! It’s all done, bar the shouting!
The inside word
The consensus of sex cognoscenti
Is girls reach their peak around twenty…
Tight cunts, firm of breast,
Full of hormonal zest!
They love fucking and try to get plenty!
There’s an apse for that
Father Michael had let his faith lapse,
Tempted too much by women, perhaps…
In fact, plainly the case…
He was caught with his face
In the crotch of a girl in the apse!
Worried
All those guys with big cocks, all around…
As she sucked them, she worried and frowned…
Strange idea of fun…
As they came, one by one,
And she choked, gulped, and damn near drowned!
Nightcap
The poor girl, being not too astute,
She believed his lies… horrible brute!
“Just come in for a drink…”
Did she pause? Did she think
It might be an excuse for a root?
Minx
She deserves what she gets, little minx,
Fucking flashing her titties, he thinks.
When he tries it on, though,
Cheeky bitch, she says no,
Even after he’s paid for her drinks!
Mirror, mirror
Fuck, she thinks, there’s no bloody evading
The fact that her good looks are fading…
She once had her pick…
Any damn swinging dick…
Men ignore her now… Fucking degrading!
Mean
She stands pouting, not wearing a stitch,
Acting innocent, sly little bitch.
And he’s hard, she can see…
Does she mean him to be?
Just naive? Or a slut? God knows which!