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Month: December 2013

Americana 2

She works down at the Star Bar and Grill.
Guys with cash, a few hours to kill,
Come and drink, tip big, think
She might wink, flash the pink;
On a slow day, sometimes, too, she will!

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags Americana, exhibitionism, flash, flasher, limerick, pink, prostitution

Americana 3

She cleans windscreens and he pumps the gas.
Still at school, but the girl’s got some sass!
Dresses sexy, acts flirty,
Don’t mind talkin’ dirty;
Big tits too, and nice bouncy ass.

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags arse, ass, dirty talk, flirt, flirty, limerick, schoolgirl, talk dirty, tits, under-age

Americana 4

She works nights at some greasy-spoon diner.
Ain’t told the boss she’s still a minor.
Ain’t got no degree,
What you get’s what you see,
Just big tits and a cosy vagina.

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags Americana, big tits, limerick, minor, prostitution, tits, under-age, vagina, working girl

Americana 5

In a burger joint / diner / cafe,
In a side street, downtown Santa Fe,
She waits tables and smiles,
Struts her ass round the tiles;
Does she root? Maybe not. But she may.

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags Americana, arse, ass, limerick, pussy, waitress

Fledgling

Though a virgin, potential untapped,
When sex happened, of course, she was rapt!
Her back arched and she moaned.
Pleasure too long postponed!
How her frilly pink pussy wings flapped!

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 11, 2020Categories AOTags frilly, limerick, moaned, pink, pussy, pussy wings, virgin

Festina lente

Once they’d kissed, she was quickly denuded.
So long! All those years deluded!
Hands, fingers, his tongue,
But so hasty, the young!
The whole thing all too swiftly concluded!

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags denuded, festina lente, fingers, hands, kissed, limerick, nude, tongue, virgin, young

Vandals and Goths

When out raiding, a Vandal or Goth,
Prone to excess of lust and of wrath,
Slaughter done, raged and roared,
Raped and pillaged and whored,
Mouth and penis, alike, both afroth!

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags Goth, limerick, lust, mouth, penis, rape, raped, Vandal, whore, whored

Warm and fuzzy

After sex, she felt fuzzy and snuggly.
Although he was flabby and ugly,
She didn’t much care;
She quite liked all that hair.
She just wished he’d stop smiling so smugly!

Author petePosted on December 3, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags fuzzy, hair, limerick, ugly

Post-feminist

Peer pressure informed her the norm
Was to take off her clothes and perform,
To give head jobs to boys,
To compare and swap toys,
Sometimes buzzing still, sticky and warm!

Author petePosted on December 3, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, head job, limerick, peer pressure, post-feminism, sex toys

When the clap was just the clap

Quite obsessed about all things erotic,
Her life became rather chaotic.
Diseases she caught
Hardly gave pause for thought,
Just the odd dose of antibiotic.

Author petePosted on December 3, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags antibiotic, disease, erotic, limerick, STD

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