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Month: June 2013

Kissin' cousins

Was it sinful? Illegal? Ill-fated?
Once found out, what fuss it created!
Young people in love;
They fuck. Heavens above!
Do you think that they care they’re related?

Author adminPosted on June 17, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, incest, limerick, love, sin, sinful

The rending of the curtain

“Does that hurt?” he enquired, politely,
“No, no, it feels good!” she said brightly.
Then, on the next stroke,
Something inside her broke!
“God! That’s torn it!” he muttered, contritely.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, hymen, limerick, politeness, virgin, virginity

The luck of the cards

“That’s no way for a girl to be treated!”
She cried. “I’m quite certain you cheated!”
“Nah! Just your bad luck!
I win! Now, where’s my fuck?”
“Rules are rules”, she sighed sadly, defeated.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags cheated, fuck, limerick, luck of the cards, strip poker

Revelation

“Do you like what you see?” she said sweetly,
Exposing her bosom discreetly.
She widened her eyes,
And then parted her thighs,
To exhibit herself more completely.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bosom, exhibitionism, limerick, thighs

Courtship

Courtly manners, the romantic arts,
Men invented to win women’s hearts,
And their minds, and their hands,
Although each understands
The main goal is their warm moister parts.

Author adminPosted on June 15, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags courtship, limerick, manners, moist, moister, private parts, romance, romantic

Sage advice

Old and wrinkled, her boobs now low-slung;
The girl stared. Gran said “Cat got your tongue?
Go on out, get a man!
Fuck as much as you can,
While your tits are still firm and you’re young!”

Author adminPosted on June 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags boobs, fuck, limerick, sage advice, tits

No time like the present

Much and all as beforehand she’d lusted,
Once naked, the poor girl grew flustered.
She begged him, “Not now!”
But got fucked anyhow,
And she found that she quickly adjusted.

Author adminPosted on June 13, 2013February 7, 2023Categories AOTags consent, fucked, lust, naked, no time like the present

Something fishy

A man’s dick in the mouth can’t be trusted.
Girls gag, swallow, feel disgusted.
She too had been caught,
And she afterwards thought
That it tasted like runny fish custard.

Author adminPosted on June 13, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags dick, fellatio, fishy, gag, limerick, mouth, something fishy, swallow

Two-stroke

As his piston-like penis uncoiled,
In horror, she shrieked and recoiled!
It was a tight fit,
And she struggled a bit,
Both her cylinders, though, were well oiled.

Author adminPosted on June 13, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags anal, big penis, limerick, oil, penis, piston, tight fit, two stroke

A friend to all

To say ‘slut’ would be vulgar and crass.
She was just an adventurous lass,
Who enjoyed sex with men…
Women too, now and then…
Either / or, both at once, or en masse.

Author adminPosted on June 13, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags lesbian, limerick, orgy, slut, threesome

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