The mechanics had been much discussed,
Her timidity tempered their lust;
They lay naked in bed,
He slipped in just the head…
She’s still virginal, though only just!
Month: March 2013
Lucretia
So voluptuous, carnal, but vicious,
Her kisses were hot and delicious,
Seductive and lecherous,
Sultry but treacherous,
Pussy-lips slick and lubricious!
Shades of meaning
The word “fuck” had slipped out unintended.
She got all upset and offended;
She liked “go to bed”
Or “to make love” instead,
But all three might apply, it depended!
The discussion
“There’s a matter we have to discuss,”
Said her Dad. “There’s a bit of a fuss;
You’ve been…Well it’s been said,
You’ve been giving boys head,
After school, in the back of the bus.”
The more serious sister
The more serious sister, the elder,
He knew, the first time he beheld her,
Would give better head,
And be better in bed,
All confirmed, when he kissed her and smelled her!
Beginner’s luck
Conscience nagged, but the girl wasn’t listening,
Naked, her cunt wet and glistening.
Barely of age,
And naive, still, to gauge,
By the look on her face at the christening!
Archimedes’ principle
Women’s breasts are assessed by quotation
Of bra size, that cryptic notation,
Say 34B,
38 double-D;
Note: the latter give better flotation.
Momentum
A man’s cock has a happy propensity,
Quickly, to increase in density,
Length, girth and weight,
To more readily mate,
With enhanced impact, depth and intensity.
Southern comfort
“Y’all, whenever you’re down this-a-way,
With some money to just piss away,
Look me up, now!” she drawled,
From the couch where she sprawled,
Undergarments still in disarray.
Samson and Delilah
Samson’s downfall was rooting Delilah,
That Philistine slut! That defiler!
Cunt-struck, drunk and smitten,
Shaved, weak as a kitten,
They found him. No whore was there viler!