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Month: February 2012

Rectitude

It was long and thick, upright and slanted;
“My god, it’s a monster!” she panted
“Just give me a minute,
To ease the thing in, it….”
Too late! It was firmly implanted!

Author petePosted on February 17, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags big penis, limerick

Ingratitude

Since he’d bought her a fur coat and bling,
(But had not, of course, bought her a ring,)
She was grateful and gee!
It just seemed fair that she
Should get naked and do the right thing!

Author petePosted on February 16, 2012August 2, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, naked, prostitution

Purpose-built

With great tits and a cunt like a quoit,
At the act of sex, more than adroit,
She was fun to be seen with,
Do something obscene with,
And always a joy to exploit!

Author petePosted on February 14, 2012August 2, 2020Categories PGTags cunt, limerick, obscene, tits

Loving her work!

As she worked her small boobs bobbled perkily;
Once, she looked up and smiled quirkily.
Nimbly she stroked,
Till she giggled and choked,
As he came in her pretty mouth, jerkily!

Author petePosted on February 14, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags boobs, came, choked, fellatio, limerick, mouth, stroked

The list

She wrote all of her wants on a list,
Things she liked, things on which she’d insist,
When and how, and with what,
Which he promptly forgot;
She got off , nonetheless, on the gist.

Author petePosted on February 13, 2012August 2, 2020Categories PGTags feminism, got off, limerick

The trap

It was pink, its mouth drooled, it was hairy,
Quite gross, and decidedly scary!
Her titties were nice,
But were meant to entice
Boys like him, who were young and unwary!

Author petePosted on February 13, 2012June 11, 2020Categories PGTags hairy, limerick, pink, pubic hair, titties, vagina

A word in his ear

She drew close, pressed her lips to his ear,
Said something he couldn’t quite hear;
Her tongue, warm and wet,
Though they’d only just met,
Made her meaning abundantly clear!

Author petePosted on February 10, 2012August 2, 2020Categories PGTags ear, limerick, lips, tongue, wet

Report card

On a white card she wrote: “Could do better.
Instructions obeyed to the letter.
Work neat and correct.
Penis nicely erect.
Could have waited until I’d got wetter.”

Author petePosted on February 10, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags erect, feminism, limerick, penis, wetter

Unmasked

The erection he struggled to mask,
(An increasingly difficult task),
As they danced cheek to cheek
She, at last, gave a tweak,
And said “Frankly, you only need ask!”

Author petePosted on February 7, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags consent, erection, limerick

Not abreast of things

She unfastened her brassiere clasp;
He emitted an audible gasp,
And she winked to suggest
He might fondle her chest,
Which the poor fellow failed to grasp!

Author petePosted on February 7, 2012August 2, 2020Categories PGTags brassiere, breasts, chest, limerick

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