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Her virginity, though sacrosanct,
Didn’t mean a man couldn’t be wanked;
Certain gentleman-friends
Helped the meeting of ends,
Upon which she most gratefully banked!

Author petePosted on January 17, 2012July 31, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, prostitution, virginity, wanked

Feet and inches

As he worked his way in, inch by inch,
She did, ever so fleetingly, flinch,
As her hymen was split,
Since it hurt, just a bit,
But the next half-a-foot was a cinch!

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, virginity

Swoon

She gazed into his eyes, in rapt wonder:
His sexual spell she was under…
She swooned, in a trance…
While he took off her pants,
And her hymen was soon torn asunder.

Author petePosted on July 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, pants, swooned, virgin, virginity

Put it down to experience

“It’s your first time”, he said, “I’ll be gentle,
I won’t get too experimental.”
But what could she do,
When he buggered her too,
Saying “Whoops! That was quite accidental” ?

Author petePosted on July 19, 2011February 1, 2020Categories AOTags anal, buggered, buggery, first time, limerick, virgin, virginity

So near , yet so far

She said “no”, but he thought that she might:
He pressed on, though his chances seemed slight.
She relaxed just so far
As to take off her bra,
Then he almost got in, but not quite.

Author petePosted on July 19, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags bra, consent, limerick, virgin, virginity

Premeditation

Though a virgin, she thought, if she chose,
That, depending on feelings, who knows…
If the fellow was cute,
And he wanted a root,
She’d say yes, if the question arose.

Author petePosted on July 17, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags consent, limerick, root, virgin, virginity

Naive

When he kissed her, she didn’t object:
Being innocent, didn’t suspect
That he’d want to do more,
On the couch, and the floor,
Or its rather delightful effect!

Author petePosted on July 14, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags kiss, limerick, virgin, virginity

A question of balance

She’d done things that she sort of regretted;
She went off her food and she fretted.
She loved him so much,
But did fucking and such
Make him love her, or only indebted?

Author adminPosted on July 13, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags fucking, limerick, virginity

The morning after

It’s a life-changing day, when you waken,
To find your virginity taken:
You might shout “Yippee!”
And get up for a pee,
Or feel guilty, and sad and forsaken.

Author adminPosted on July 12, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, pee, virginity

The gift

Her virginity’s each woman’s gift,
Given once, at which not to be sniffed,
And a chivalrous man
Should accept, if he can,
Lest she be understandably miffed.

Author adminPosted on July 11, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, sniff, virginity

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