What with wondering if it would fit,
Having poked round the outside a bit,
Going on about love,
He just gave one more shove,
And then something gave way and … “Oh shit!”
Tag: virgin
Hidden depths
She’d stay virgin as long as she could.
Although boys thought she wouldn’t, she would!
When the right fellow tried,
She’d say yes, teary-eyed.
She imagined it might be quite good!
Virtue is its own reward
She felt let down, frustrated and sad.
Would to let him have been all that bad?
His hand under her dress,
She’d moaned, almost said yes…
Now he’d gone, how she wished that she had.
Status unconfirmed
She was hot! She was bloody delectable!
Sadly, it seemed, quite respectable.
Luckily though,
Virgins come, virgins go;
A small problem that’s simply correctable.
A matter of definition
“I’m no virgin!” she said, with some cheek.
“Do you think I’m some sort of a freak?”
Though she hadn’t, in fact,
Quite completed the act,
It was near enough true, so to speak!
Wizard of Oz
What a time she’d had, over the rainbow!
Young virgin, not long to remain so!
Tin dicks! Lion cocks!
Bless the girl’s cotton socks!
And the straw man! Big prick, little brain though!
Lucky dip
The conundrum continued to baffle;
Virginity: something to snaffle?
To take to the grave?
To just pointlessly save?
So she sold herself off in a raffle!
Gentility
“Please be gentle!” she whispers, and sighs.
“I’m a virgin!” she blatantly lies.
He, insensitive brute,
Just says “Fuck that! Let’s root!”
Having seen through her little disguise!
Greek girls
God, those Greek women know how to please!
Olive oil, fresh figs, goat’s milk cheese,
Extra-virgin, or not,
Tits, bum, bushy young twat!
Standing up, lying down, hands-and-knees!
Happy fate
It now seemed undeniably plain
Her resistance would all be in vain,
So she stopped, caught her breath,
And the fate worse than death,
Caused her much more amusement than pain!