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A certain inevitability

Young and innocent, though well developed,
She panted, she sighed, her heart galloped.
Her clothes fell away;
She would soon, come what may,
Be undone, his cock sweetly enveloped!

Author petePosted on January 3, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags cock, innocent, limerick, panted, undone, virgin, virginity, young

Tough as

Though he’d licked her and fingered her first,
“It’s like fucking boot-leather!” he cursed.
She sobbed “Don’t stop, my love!”
With one more mighty shove
And a loud cry, her maidenhead burst!

Author petePosted on January 3, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fingered, first fuck, fucking, licked, limerick, maidenhead, virgin, virginity

Sweet fruit, thorny tree

Though her manner was certainly truculent,
Naked, he thought, she’d be succulent!
Virgin, no doubt.
He was casting about
For a more fitting ajective: fuckulent?

Author petePosted on December 17, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, naked, succulent, virgin

Maidenhead revisited

He gets part-way in, gives it a nudge,
Tries again, but her hymen won’t budge!
She says “Have one more go.
Fucking just do it!” So
A man shouldn’t, of course, hold a grudge.

Author petePosted on November 24, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, hymen, limerick, virgin, virginity

Saying the right thing

Well, of course it felt strange; it would, clearly.
Still, it affected her queerly,
Up, deep inside.
“Yes, that’s lovely!” she lied,
Like a tummy upset, sort of, merely.

Author petePosted on November 18, 2014July 1, 2024Categories PGTags first fuck, limerick, virgin

She told her so

Her mum shouted “Well, what did I tell you?
I said don’t take men at face value!
They promise the earth…
But there’s no virgin birth!
You deserve ev’rything that befell you!”

Author petePosted on November 6, 2014July 1, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, pregnancy, premarital sex, virgin, virgin birth

The happy minstrel

Almost eighteen, she’d waited so long!
Not that wanting and waiting were wrong…
A moonlight serenade…
She was wooed, won and laid…
The poor girl could be had for a song

Author petePosted on October 28, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags eighteen, had for a song, laid, limerick, minstrel, moonlight serenade, virgin, wooed

Speed dating for beginners

Scared, confused, it was so hard to choose!
If she got it wrong, what would she lose?
Her virginity, true.
Did it matter though who?
Any prick would do! Fuck! Who cared whose?

Author petePosted on October 22, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, prick, virgin, virginity

The Aztec maiden

To appease the gods, gruesome affairs;
Virgins’ hearts ripped out! Blood on the stairs!
“Won’t a root out the back suffice?
Fuck virgin sacrifice!”
Begs the next. “Fuck me! Who cares?”

Author petePosted on September 22, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags appease the gods, Aztec sacrifice, blood, fuck, limerick, virgin, virgin sacrifice

Loss of innocence

At the point of (Sob! Gasp!) no return,
Beyond guilt, past religious concern,
Reckless now, lost to sin,
She begged “Put it all in!”
Though so innocent, eager to learn!

Author petePosted on June 13, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags guilt, innocent, limerick, point of no return, religion, sin, virgin, virginity

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