Having got herself drunk, but not very,
On one little glassful of sherry,
She cheekily giggled,
And sexily wriggled,
And offered the waiter her cherry!
Tag: virgin
Despicable
A despicable bounder, called Burton
Of Nell’s ruination made certain,
By forcing upon her
The utmost dishonour,
Then wiping his dick on her curtain!
What price virtue?
Cried the maiden, “My lord, you’ve betrayed me!
A dishonest woman you’ve made me,
And worse still, the shame,
That a woman’s good name
Should be worth that poor pittance you’ve paid me!”
Blood sport
An unmarried man’s not to be trusted,
Although he be smooth as egg custard,
For many’s the story,
Pathetic and gory,
Of girls’ hearts and maidenheads busted!
Hyphenated
He was crude, he blasphemed; she was shocked,
Yet, somehow, in a trice, was un-frocked,
And un-bra-ed and un-knickered,
Sweet-talked, and hard liquored,
Deflowered, and gone off half-cocked!
Opening sally
One day normally proper Miss Sally
With someone less proper did dally:
One glass of champagne,
Reserve went down the drain,
As her innocent legs turned to jelly!
Backward
A young fellow, though almost full-grown,
Had been coping so long on his own,
That when offered a cunt,
He approached back to front,
But he found the right hole when once shown!
Keen student
She doth protest too much
A young lady, who’d never been had,
Was seduced by a dashing young cad.
Though she seemed to protest,
She so soon acquiesced,
That he knew she was secretly glad!
Undress rehearsal
“Please be gentle!” she said. “You’re my first!”
With a tear in her eye and lips pursed.
Said he, wise to her game,
“All you girls are the same:
Never done it, but damn well rehearsed!”